Just for laughs
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{GTB} birra
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{GTB} RAM
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Just for laughs
{GTB} RAM Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:39 pm
Just for a laugh can everybody who reads this type their best ever joke they ever heard on here....but it must be written in your own native language....so then we can all go and translate it to our own lingo(languauge) and see if its funny.....
okay here's mine for starters...
An explorer is in the jungle, when he finds a dead elephant. It was the largest he had ever seen and standing next to it was a really small native, he asks him "did you kill this elephant", the native replies "yes, with a club". "it must have been a pretty big club" said the explorer
yes there were 150 of us...
okay its not the best ever, but this one is....
two horses walk into a bar and the Landlord says "why the long faces?"
okay here's mine for starters...
An explorer is in the jungle, when he finds a dead elephant. It was the largest he had ever seen and standing next to it was a really small native, he asks him "did you kill this elephant", the native replies "yes, with a club". "it must have been a pretty big club" said the explorer
yes there were 150 of us...
okay its not the best ever, but this one is....
two horses walk into a bar and the Landlord says "why the long faces?"
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Re: Just for laughs
{GTB} Granny Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:17 am
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one.
At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the American says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one.
Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great ? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's.
At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid !"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic ! Did that actually happen to you ?"
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"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one.
At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the American says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one.
Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great ? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's.
At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid !"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic ! Did that actually happen to you ?"
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"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"
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just for laughs
{GTB} buntski Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:55 pm
paddy gets up one morning and go downstairs, and enters the kitchen.
and says to mick who is sitting at the table what are you doing mick,
and mick replies iam doing this jig-saw puzzle its meant to be a tiger
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paddy says mick put the frosties back in the box
and says to mick who is sitting at the table what are you doing mick,
and mick replies iam doing this jig-saw puzzle its meant to be a tiger
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paddy says mick put the frosties back in the box
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Re: Just for laughs
{GTB} birra Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:48 am
Reply to RAM's joke: The horse has cancer.
Why do cows wear bells?
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Because their horns dont work.
Why do cows wear bells?
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Because their horns dont work.
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Re: Just for laughs
{GTB} RAM Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:39 pm
{GTB} birra wrote:Reply to RAM's joke: The horse has cancer.
Why do cows wear bells?
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Because their horns dont work.
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do you get the horse joke?
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Re: Just for laughs
{GTB} birra Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:26 am
{GTB} RAM wrote:{GTB} birra wrote:Reply to RAM's joke: The horse has cancer.
Why do cows wear bells?
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Because their horns dont work.
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do you get the horse joke?
Yes yes i understand it. Saw it on some picture on the net. Like those Urms used to post on other topics.
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Re: Just for laughs
{GTB} RAM Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:18 am
{GTB} Bloodyfin wrote:
Help please?
I don't get it?
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Re: Just for laughs
{GTB} RAM Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:41 pm
{GTB} Bloodyfin wrote:Finnish rap
is one of them you then?
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Re: Just for laughs
{GTB} V-ReX Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:45 pm
then u might want to post it elsewhere ;D
jokes only!
jokes only!
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