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Post  {GTB} Reaper Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:43 pm

Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'.. he didn't seem bothered in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Post  {GTB} Energy Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:23 pm

xDD lol!
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Post  {GTB} Nodrog Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:22 pm

nice one
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Post  {GTB} birra Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:52 pm

Cuckoo Clock 436740 Cuckoo Clock 436740 Cuckoo Clock 436740 Hilarious! I hope he didnt get angry for returning late. And why did you put girls in inverted commas?
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